kiss my ass .

SINGAPOREAN QUIZ :D

taken from leening .

[x] You were born in Singapore
[x] Both your parents are Singaporeans OR/AND Malaysians
[x] Your parents expect your spouse to be of your race.
[ ] You have none or one sibling.
[ ] You have learnt the Singapore workout.
[x] You miss luncheon meat.
[x] You hate Motorola branded phones.
[ ] You think putting an iPod earphone into your ears is cool.
[ ] You own more than 2 existing (current) handphones.
[x] You have Friendster, Facebook, etc etc.

Total so far: 6

[ ] You love to act cute.
[x] You speak or randomly break out in Singlish/hokkien etc etc.
[ ] Your Caucasian (cousins) do not understand what you are saying.
[x] You crave for chicken rice and the other uber delicious food.
[x] You want to go overseas (out of Asia at least) for a decent holiday.
[x] You pick up the trash when you miss the trash bin.
[x] You say dustbin instead of bulk bin / trash / etc.
[x] You put "x" and "z" behind words to make them look prettier.
[ ] You have a picture of Stephenie Sun on your wall.
[x] You watched The Little Nyonya.

Total so far: 13

[ ] You can endlessly add to the information of 'Singlish' on wiki
[x] You learn to swim before the age of 10.
[ ] You learn to ride the bike before the age of 12.
[ ] You think PSLE is hard until you encounter an A levels exam.
[x] You think it's impossible to get over 290 for PSLE.
[ ] Sentosa is getting boring to you
[ ] You miss root beer
[x] You want more long-time-ago shows like Phua Chu Kang
[x] You actually get lame jokes.
[x] You think Singapore is the #1 country in the world

Total so far: 18

[x] You are kiasu.
[ ] You enjoy Hossan Leong's shows.
[x] You play uno and beyblade when u were young.
[ ] You go shopping wearing super simple clothing.
[x] You think 'why call the esplanade 'esplanade? so hard the name. call durian also can what.'
[x] You sleep during mother tongue classes
[x] You speak in english during mother tongue classes
[ ] You get 1000 math questions for homework a day
[x] Your class size is 38-45 pupils
[ ] Your school bag weighs more than 1kg.

Total so far: 24

[x] You are doing this but you know you have other important stuffies to do
[x] You always watch a thursday movie cos that's the cheapest.
[x] You smuggle food into cinemas
[ ] You curse at the person smoking in carparks, lifts, air con places etc etc
[x] You smuggle gum from thailand and malaysia etc
[ ] You use the tattoo from the famous bear bear malaysian gum.
[ ] You want to live like Archie and his gang. Summer vacations, wow.
[ ] Your hair becomes spikier as you live
[ ] You chiong at a sale.
[ ] You have more than 40 Xs so far.

Total so far: 28

Multiply by 2 to get your Singaporean-ess percentage:

I am 56 % Singaporean

you really , really cant blame me , im bored ! D: